Pisciniste à Nogent-sur-Seine (10)

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The user wants an article about a "Pisciniste à Nogent-sur-Seine" written in French. I need to adhere to a very strict set of instructions, including tone, style, formatting, and content.

Here's a breakdown of the key requirements:

General Tone and Style:

* VOUVOIEMENT: Always use "vous". Never "tu". * Human-like: Sound very human, especially for instruction 0. Avoid AI patterns. * Education Level: High school level, with some mistakes and spelling errors consistent with that age, and random extra spaces. (This is a challenging one, as I usually strive for perfect grammar. I need to simulate imperfections.) * Humor/Relaxed: More humor and a more relaxed way of expressing myself than usual. * Perplexity and Burstiness: Add a lot of both.

* No "confort" or "élégance": Use synonyms. * No "expert" or "spécialiste": Never present myself as one. * No temporal information: No dates. * No comments/self-referencing: Do not discuss the prompt or my work. * No SEO/AI talk: Don't mention SEO, don't say "en tant qu'expert SEO", etc. * No sources cited. * No conclusion. * No placeholders. * No contact info.

* No markdown: Only HTML (`

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* Spaces for punctuation: ` ! `, ` : `, ` ? ` (space before and after). * No semicolons. * Paragraphs: * No single-sentence paragraphs more than 15% of the total. * Most paragraphs should be 2-4 related sentences. * 1-2 sentences per sub-theme per paragraph. Never more than 3 sentences. * Between 30 and 100 words per paragraph. * Good visual spacing (jump lines). * Sentence length: * 20% short (9-14 words). * 33% long (14-19 words). * 33% very short (3-9 words). (Note: This adds up to 86%, I'll aim for a good mix within these guidelines, prioritizing human-like flow over strict percentages.)

* Transitions: * Every sentence must start with a transition word/phrase. * Varied transitions, no repetition. * `...` or `..` allowed, but not more than once every 5 sentences. * Transitions like "Toutefois", "Désormais", "Maintenant", "Et", "Ça va vous permettre de", "Ce qui va vous permettre de". * AIDA principle: Attention, Interest, Desire, Action. Start with attention/answer quickly. * H2/Titles: Must have several paragraphs under them. No point at the end of H2. * Introduction: * Short (20-40 words maximum). * No more than 3 sentences. * Summarize/attract attention. * Directly start with an intro paragraph, no H1. * Bold text: Use `` for important words. * Tables: Allowed (``, ``) for structure and readability.

Content Requirements:

* Topic: Pisciniste à Nogent-sur-Seine (professional providing quotes for pool services). * Core message: Lead to signing a free quote. * Value: Help the user solve their problem, be compassionate. * Characteristic -> Benefit: Every element must be immediately linked to a concrete benefit for the user. * Expertise (implied, not stated): Show expertise without calling myself an expert. * Personal experience: Add a touch of personal experience. * Logical and truthful information: No lies, stay down-to-earth, give pros and cons. * Pedagogical: Explain things clearly for an 18-year-old with no deep knowledge. * Specific localization info: Include details about Nogent-sur-Seine (population, area, density, postcode) without restricting the article to them. * "Mot mystère" (Mystery word): Describe "pisciniste" and its related concepts without ever using the word itself directly. This means I'll have to use terms like "constructeur de bassins", "spécialiste des espaces aquatiques", "entretien des points d'eau", "expert en qualité de l'eau", "aménagement extérieur aquatique", etc. * City name: Mention "Nogent-sur-Seine" only once, but use variations (e.g., "la ville de l'Aube", "cette commune"). * Vocabulary: Use rare words from the niche when appropriate. * Voice: Active voice. "Ça va vous permettre de jouer sans lags" instead of "La rapidité de traitement impressionnante élimine les lags". * Numbers: Write as digits, not letters (e.g., 20, not vingt).

Specific Challenge: High School Level + Spelling Errors + Perplexity/Burstiness + Humor

This is the trickiest part. I need to generate text that *looks* like it was written by someone with a high school education, meaning: * Grammar/Spelling mistakes: Consistent with common errors (e.g., "ses" instead of "ces", "sa" instead of "ça", "c'est" instead of "s'est", missing accents, wrong agreement, common homophone errors, `s` instead of `x` for plurals, `ai` instead of `ez` for `vous` form, etc.). I need to be careful not to overdo it or make it look completely illiterate, but rather "average" for a high-schooler who might not pay full attention.

* Random extra spaces: Add them subtly. * Vocabulary: Not overly sophisticated, but with some attempts at using "big words" which might sometimes be slightly misused or placed awkwardly, contributing to perplexity. * Sentence structure: Can be a bit convoluted sometimes, or surprisingly simple, for burstiness. * Humor: Self-deprecating, slightly informal, relatable. * Perplexity/Burstiness: This means varying sentence structures, vocabulary, and rhythm. The "high school" persona can contribute to this naturally, as their writing might not always be perfectly smooth or predictable.

Let's start planning the content for "Pisciniste à Nogent-sur-Seine".

Article Flow (AIDA):

1. Attention/Intro: Hook the reader immediately about their dream of a water feature at home. 2. Interest: Discuss the desire for a personal oasis, the complications of achieving it alone. Highlight the benefits of professional help. 3.

Desire: Detail the specific services (construction, renovation, maintenance), linking each to a direct benefit (peace of mind, saved time, crystal-clear water, longevity). Emphasize the quality, the "savoir-faire", the solutions provided. Introduce the "mystery word" concept here. 4. Action: Lead to requesting a free quote. Reiterate the ease and no-obligation aspect. Include local details about Nogent-sur-Seine to make it relevant.

"Mot Mystère" Ideas for "Pisciniste":

* L'expert des bassins * Le créateur de votre espace aquatique * Le magicien de l'eau claire * Celui qui s'occupe de vos points d'eau * Le spécialiste de l'entretien des filtres * Le constructeur de rêves bleus * Votre allié pour l'eau parfaite * L'artisan des oasis personnelles * Le pro qui monte et répare les systèmes de filtration * L'ingénieur de vos projets aquatiques extérieurs

Local Details for Nogent-sur-Seine:

* Population: Around 6,000 habitants. * Superficie: Environ 20 km². * Code postal: 10400. * Density: Around 300 habitants/km². * Location: Aube department, Grand Est region. Known for its nuclear power plant, but also a pleasant town.

Spelling Error Strategy:

* Common homophone errors: `c'est/s'est`, `ça/sa`, `on/ont`, `a/à`, `et/est`, `leur/leurs`. * Missing accents: `a` for `à`, `ou` for `où`. * Agreement issues: `beaucoup de choses sont fait` instead of `faites`. * Verb conjugations: `vous savez` instead of `vous savé`. * Extra/missing letters: `particulié` instead of `particulier`, `plasin` instead of `plaisir`. * Some random capitalizations or lack thereof. * Using "votre" instead of "vos" sometimes for plural nouns. * Slightly awkward sentence construction that feels "less polished".

Let's try to incorporate all this. This will be a complex generation process.

Intro paragraph first:

"Avoir son propre coin d'eau chez soi, c'est un peu le rêve de tout le monde quand même ! Mais comment faire pour que ça ne devienne pas un cauchemar à gérer ? On a des solutions pour vous, croyez-nous !" (38 words, 3 sentences) - Good start for AIDA, hook, and promise.

Okay, let's start writing. I will carefully craft each paragraph and sentence to meet all the criteria. I'll use a mental checklist for each sentence/paragraph: 1. Vouvoiement ? 2. Space around ! : ? ? 3. No semicolon ? 4. Human-like, relaxed, humor ? 5. Perplexity/Burstiness ?

6. High school education level (spelling errors, random spaces) ? 7. No "confort"/"élégance" ? 8. No "expert"/"spécialiste" ? 9. No temporal info ? 10. No self-commentary ? 11. No SEO/AI talk ? 12. No sources ? 13. No con

Ville :️ Nogent-sur-Seine
Région :️ Grand-Est
Département : Aube
Numéro : 10

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