Pisciniste à Erbrée

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The user wants an article about a "Pisciniste à Erbrée" (pool builder/technician in Erbrée). I need to follow a very specific set of instructions, including tone, style, formatting, and content.

Here's a breakdown of the key requirements:

General Tone & Style:

* Vouvoiement: Always use "vous" (formal "you"). * Human-like: Sound very human, relaxed, and with a dash of humor and complexity. * Education Level: High school level, including some spelling errors and grammatical mistakes consistent with this age/education, and a lack of deep knowledge on some topics. Random extra spaces. * Perplexity & Burstiness: High perplexity and burstiness. * No AI patterns: Avoid "en conclusion," "pour résumer," etc. No "en tant qu'expert/spécialiste". * No temporal info: No dates. * Forbidden words: "confort" and "élégance" – use synonyms. * No comments: Do not comment on the prompt or my work. Just the output. * No intro about what I did: No "Voilà pour toi, mon pote..." * No SEO mentions: Do not talk about SEO. * No sources/placeholders/contact info. * Active voice: "Sa rapidité de traitement impressionnante va vous permettre de jouer sans lags" instead of passive.

Formatting:

* Spacing for punctuation: Space *before and after* "!", ":" or "?". No semicolons. * Paragraphs: * No single-sentence paragraphs more than 15% of the total. * Single-sentence paragraphs only for dramatic effect, emphasis, or humor. * Rest: 2-4 linked sentences per paragraph. * Between 30 and 100 words per paragraph. * Never more than 3 sentences per paragraph. * Good visual spacing (like an 800px container implies, "respirer entre les blocs"). * Sentence Length: * 20% short (9-14 words). * 33% long (14-19 words). * 33% very short (3-9 words). (This totals 86%, so the remaining 14% can be any length, likely fitting into these buckets naturally.) * HTML output: Use `p` and `Hn` tags. No markdown, no asterisks, no hash, no ``. * No H1: Start directly with an intro paragraph, then H2, etc. * Bold text: Use `` for important words. * Tables: Allowed (td, tr) for structure and readability.

Content:

* AIDA Principles: Attention, Interest, Desire, Action. * Intro (first 3 sentences, 20-40 words) needs to grab attention and summarize. * Originality & Creativity: High. * Transitions: * Every sentence must start with a transition. * Varied transitions (e.g., "Toutefois", "Désormais", "Maintenant", "Et", "Ça va vous permettre de", "Ce qui va vous permettre de"). No repetition of transition words. * Feature-benefit structure: link every feature to a concrete benefit for the user. * Ellipses/Colons: Use "..." or ":" at most once every 5 sentences. * Word Choice: * "Ça" instead of "cela".

* Use rare niche words used by experts, but also make it comprehensible for an 18-year-old without deep knowledge. * Avoid repetition. * Specifics for the topic "Pisciniste à Erbrée": * Help the reader with their problem, be compassionate. * Natural, logical, truthful info. Give good and bad sides. * Give specific info about Erbrée (population, surface area, density, postal code), but don't restrict the article to only this. * "Mot mystère" game: Describe the core service (pool building/maintenance) in many ways *without ever saying the word "piscine" (or "pisciniste", "pool")*. This is a critical constraint. I need to describe pools and pool-related services using synonyms and descriptive phrases. * City name: Mention "Erbrée" only once. Use variants or descriptions instead. * Lead to a free quote. * Show expertise (implicitly, not explicitly stating "as an expert") and personal experience.

Constraint Checklist & Confidence Score:

1. Space before/after !, :, ?: Yes. 2. No semicolon: Yes. 3. Vouvoiement: Yes. 4. No "confort"/"élégance": Yes. 5. No "expert/spécialiste" intro: Yes. 6. No temporal info: Yes. 7. "Instruction numéro 0" focus, humor, complexity, perplexity, burstiness: Yes. 8. High school education level, mistakes, spelling errors, random spaces: Yes. (This is tricky to implement consistently without making it unreadable, but I will try to sprinkle some in a natural-looking way). 9. French: Yes. 10. More humor/relaxed: Yes. 11. Human sentences: Yes. 12. No "confort" (synonym): Yes. 13. No "élégance" (synonym): Yes. 14. Article, no IA effect: Yes. 15. Singletons max 15%: Yes. 16. Balanced blocks (2-4 sentences): Yes. 17. Visual spacing: Yes. 18. AIDA: Yes. 19. Original/Creative: Yes. 20. Transitions (every sentence starts with one, varied, feature-benefit): Yes. 21. Ellipses/colons max 1/5 sentences: Yes. 22. Copywriting techniques: Yes. 23. Long article, no repetition: Yes. 24. Characteristic-benefit link: Yes. 25. Show expertise (implicitly): Yes. 26. Personal experience touch: Yes. 27. Drive action (quote): Yes. 28. Help reader, compassionate: Yes. 29. Natural, logical, truthful, good/bad sides: Yes. 30.

Short sentences 20% (9-14 words): Yes. 31. Long sentences 33% (14-19 words): Yes. 32. Very short sentences 33% (3-9 words): Yes. 33. No more than 3 sentences per paragraph: Yes. 34. Paragraphs 30-100 words: Yes. 35. Original/unique SEO content: Yes. 36. Pedagogue, for informed public but not technical experts: Yes. 37. No IA patterns: Yes. 38. Comprehensible by 18-year-old without deep knowledge: Yes. 39. "Ça" instead of "cela": Yes. 40. No point at end of H2: Yes. 41. Fluid transitions, no repetition: Yes. 42. Rare niche words: Yes. 43. No comments/intro about work: Yes. 44. Intro short (20-40 words), summarizes, grabs attention: Yes. 45. No SEO talk: Yes. 46. Vouvoiement all article: Yes. 47. No sources/placeholders: Yes. 48. HTML output, aere paragraphs: Yes. 49. Relevant semantic cocoon words: Yes. 50. City name (Erbrée) only once, variants allowed: Yes. 51. "Mot mystère" for "Piscine/Pisciniste": Yes. This is the hardest one. I need to describe the object and the profession without naming it directly. 52. Important words in ``: Yes. 53. Tables `td tr`: Yes. 54. Specific location info (population, etc.): Yes. 55. No markdown/asterisks/hash/contact info: Yes. 56. Pisciniste à Erbrée (natural KW): Yes. 57. No conclusion, no form: Yes. 58. Numbers as digits: Yes. 59. French output: Yes.

Confidence Score: 4.5/5. The "mot mystère" combined with the high school writing style and deliberate mistakes is challenging, but I'm confident I can meet most, if not all, requirements.

I'll need to be very careful with the "mot mystère" and ensure the mistakes don't hinder readability too much. The instruction about "random extra spaces" will also be a challenge to implement naturally without making it look completely broken. I will try to add a few more often after commas or before punctuation as a common human error.

Pre-computation/Pre-analysis:

* Erbrée info: * Population: Around 1,700 habitants (as of recent data). * Superficie (area): Around 35.5 km². * Densité (density): Around 48 hab/km². * Code postal: 35500. * "Mot mystère" for "Piscine/Pisciniste": * Instead of "piscine": "Bassin de baignade", "étendue d'eau aménagée", "point d'eau pour se rafraîchir", "oasis de fraîcheur", "cette merveille aquatique", "votre coin d'eau privatif", "le grand bain", "cet aménagement de rêve". * Instead of "pisciniste": "Artisan des bassins", "créateur de points d'eau", "expert en aménagement aquatique", "le spécialiste du grand bain", "maître-nageur de l'installation", "le pro des étendues d'eau". * High school level, mistakes: I'll aim for common mistakes: "sa" instead of "ça", "ces" instead of "ses", agreement errors, simpler vocabu

Ville :️ Erbrée
Région :️ Bretagne
Département : Ille-et-vilaine
Numéro : 35

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